Sredina februarja je in tudi najbolj zagrizeni ste verjetno že pozabili na novoletne zaobljube o hujšanju, telovadbi in zdravi prehrani. Kot dokazujejo spodnji zabavni in hudo resnični tviti, je povsem človeško obupati nad plemenitim ciljem, da bi živeli zdravo. Ne sekirajte se, še vedno vam ostane drugo leto!
1.
I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs I simply lose the will to eat.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 5, 2015
“Sumim, da diete z majhnim vnosom ogljikovih hidratov ne delujejo zato, ker so zdrave, ampak zato, ker brez ogljikovih hidratov preprosto izgubim željo po hrani.”
2.
Buying a salad is all fun and games until you have to eat it.
— Joanna Borns (@robotics) June 5, 2015
“Kupovanje solate je super in fino, dokler ti je ni treba pojesti.”
3.
I didn't realise how good I was at yoga but I do number 13 all the time pic.twitter.com/zkOU3KRmSr
— Rebecca Ross (@rebecaross) January 16, 2017
“Nisem vedela, kako dobro mi gre joga, ampak številko 13 izvajam ves čas.”
4.
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) January 28, 2017
“Želim si, da bi imel telovadbo tako rad, kot obožujem tri dremeže dnevno in porcije, ki so petkrat večje od priporočene količine.”
5.
i would eat healthy but remember that time adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of eden & doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it
— no (@tbhjuststop) February 2, 2017
“Prehranjeval bi se zdravo, vendar pomislim, da sta Adam in Eva pojedla jabolko v raju in pogubila celotno človeštvo, in raje ne tvegam.”
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How do people work out with their hair down??? How do people work out in sweaters??? Also how do people work out
— J (@BlochJamie) February 3, 2017
“Kako ljudem uspe telovaditi s spuščenimi lasmi? Kako jim uspe telovaditi v puloverjih? Kako jim sploh uspe telovaditi?”
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*sees skinny girl*
me: i'm never eating again!!!!
*me 5 minutes later* pic.twitter.com/jd0KkFQE8g— Thoughts (@LifelnWords) February 3, 2017
*vidi suho dekle*
jaz: nikoli več ne bom jedel!!!!
*jaz pet minut kasneje*
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when u want to be vegan and u also want cheese pic.twitter.com/abaIZRoYHd
— LUCY FORD (@lovelucyford) January 20, 2016
“Ko hočeš biti vegan, vendar hočeš tudi sir”
9.
Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 14, 2014
“Je paleo dieta tista, na kateri ješ le dinozavre?”
10.
I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says, "I'll have a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese."
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 29, 2014
“Sovražim, ko hočem naročiti solato, moja usta pa rečejo: Jaz bi dvojni burger s sirom.”
11.
I miss drinking soda more than I miss any of my exes.
— GABY DUNN (@gabydunn) May 26, 2015
“Gazirane pijače pogrešam bolj kot kateregakoli od svojih bivših.”
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If you think eggplant is good, you should try any other food, it's much better.
— Amir Blumenfeld (@jakeandamir) April 8, 2014
“Če mislite, da so jajčevci okusni, morate poskusiti katerokoli drugo hrano, ker je veliko boljša.”
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Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) June 10, 2012
“Večina ljudi tega ne ve, vendar lahko jeste organsko, brezglutensko hrano, ne da bi to morali vsem povedati.”
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not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.
— kauaibride (@Kauaibride) March 21, 2014
“Nočem se hvaliti, a 14-dnevno dieto sem zaključila v treh dnevih in 38 minutah.”
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cutting gluten and sugar and meat and dairy out of my diet so now i just photosynthesize
— gaga (@gagaisaghost) November 30, 2015
“Iz prehrane sem izločila gluten, sladkor, meso in mlečne izdelke, zato se zdaj prehranjujem s fotosintezo.”
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Diet status: can remove nutella lid in .3 nanoseconds
— Migwell Firebuns (@mikebike44) September 12, 2015
“Stanje diete: pokrov Nutelle lahko odstranim v 0,3 nanosekunde.”
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When someone asks you how your diet's going pic.twitter.com/gkabqqTNqB
— Disney Reactions (@DisneyReactss) November 28, 2015
“Ko te nekdo vpraša, kako ti gre dieta”
18.
I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.
— Cheryl (@CherylCheryl94) April 14, 2015
“Letos sem hotela izgubiti pet kilogramov. Izgubiti jih moram le še šest.”
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Every time I start a diet I hear the Mission Impossible theme song in my head.
— stabbatha christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) November 27, 2015
“Vsakič, ko začnem z dieto, v glavi zaslišim uvodno pesem iz Misije Nemogoče.”
20.
I can't relate to anyone who uses the word "small" in front of the word "snack."
— stabbatha christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) February 24, 2016
“Ne razumem tistih, ki uporabijo besedo “majhen” pred besedo “prigrizek”.”
21.
I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes.
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) August 11, 2015
“Skoraj sem si odrezal prst med rezanjem zelene in pomislil sem le, da se mi to nikoli ne zgodi s torticami.”
22.
I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.
— Goats? (@Gooooats) February 29, 2016
“Moram se spraviti v formo. Če bi me zdaj ubili, bi bil moj obris s kredo okrogel.”
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The doctor wants me to try an elimination diet. I started with fruits and vegetables.
— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) June 22, 2016
“Zdravnik mi je predlagal izločevalno dieto. Začela sem s sadjem in zelenjavo.”
24.
I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day.
— moody monday (@mdob11) May 14, 2014
“Sovražim, ko Facebook ne dela in moram poklicati ljudi in jih vprašati, koliko kilometrov so pretekli danes.”
25.
I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.
— JAY [ham] KAY (@NurseMurderer) August 12, 2015
“Naročila sem sledilnik aktivnosti in poklicali so me iz banke, ali je bila moja kartica zlorabljena.”
